GUESS WHAT!

If i was a man,i would be devasted by know,so here is the story,I met this hairstylist who was young and vivacous,so she knew how to do hair and I really liked it,but I always had some doubts.some of her features were too masculine,so one day I asked her.are you a man? and she said no,and she told me she was  by gay disgusted by gay people,so i beleived her even though i still had some doubts,one day we went to a club and this guy liked her,so we went to IHOP for breakfast and he told us to go back to his place so we can play cards,so we went to his place and he decided to have a little momment with her(him),after few minutes,he came out so angry and he told us to leave,so when I asked why he was mad,she replied coz she didnt wana give him some*(SMH),the next day she was doing my hair around 9pm,and I heard a knock in ma door,when I opened the door,I was shocked to see five big tall men who came to bit her(him),luckly enough she knew what was coming,she locked herself in the bedroom and the guys were shouting"lets fight like a men,you f&* a man,since i was scared,i called police and thats when they left.Anyway thats was the Lesson to me,Dont trust people especially you dont know their background or if you have some doubts

 She(he) sure knew how to do hair